cisgenderheterosexual:

I dont have “hetero” ships bc if I ship two characters who are a woman and a man that means they’re both bisexuals

capstellium:

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch…. winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

hotboyproblems:

me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

i have to get up at 7 A.M. for work tomorrow and here i am, at 1 A.M., listening to david tennant and catherine tate argue about astrology like my life depends on it

david tennant going off for 40 some seconds about how astrology doesn’t make any sense and how placements are just loopholes and getting louder and talking faster as he goes and getting himself more and more riled up despite the fact that catherine tate isn’t saying ANYTHING to him and her just delivering the final blow of “just so you know david is an aries” proves the existence of astrology AND typecasting

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